Out of the mouth of ADH

Four-year-olds are funny guys. Just take ours for example...

* When told thank you for bringing me a dandelion, "It's my pleasure, mommy."

* When offering Thomas the last of the old ice cream treats while he opens a new bag for himself, "Congratulations, Thomas. It's your lucky day, you get the very last of the very old ice cream."

* different = drifferent

* will not = willn't

* interesting = innersting

* ridiculous = rediclious

* When watching me put on a dress to go to work this morning, "Mommy, you should wear shorts to work." I explained that I couldn't because it wasn't professional. His response, "Would you like for me to call Judy and tell her that you want to wear shorts? I can convince her for you."

* While talking about Mother's Day coming on Sunday, "Mommy, Daddy and I don't have a plan for you, but don't worry, I'm making you some junk at school."