While helping Andrew wash his hands tonight in our basement bathroom, I noticed that the mirror above the sink was a mess.
ME: “I wonder what happened in here? It looks like this mirror has been all wet.”
ANDREW: “I don’t know, mommy. It looks kind of like it would look if I had blown water out of my football coach’s whistle and sprayed it everywhere on purpose. But, I didn’t do that. It just looks like it would if I had done it, which I didn’t actually do.”
ME: “Anything else you didn’t do that I need to know about?"